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Scary and scarier: golden parachutes and Dick Fuld

Posted by RenaissanceTrophyWife on October 22, 2008

Image from hubpages

Image from hubpages

Hm, what shall I be for Halloween this year?

In recent years, I’ve been Pocahontas, a Bond girl, the little girl from Monsters Inc– but I’m in the mood for something new.

As the Leveraged Sellout reports, popular choices center around the bailout, like the Dick Fuld kit…

…which includes gym clothes, a heart monitor, and the makeup for a black eye and bloody nose. A deflating crotch comes with the outfit.

Not everyone is going store-bought though, we spoke to Jake Kowalski from Hoboken, and he said: “Fuck that shit. I just bought a big ass parachute and spray-painted it gold. I’m rocking that shit with a speedo, son!”

Love it!

What are you dressing up as for Halloween?

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